worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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