Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize