I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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