I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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