you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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