I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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