Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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