i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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