I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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