I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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