So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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