that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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