it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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