you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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