one two three fourrrrnication!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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