he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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