I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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