i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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