u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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