we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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