So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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