i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I understand Curling. That high.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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