It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
We are two peas in an std pod
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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