So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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