All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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