It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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