Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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