I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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