question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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