Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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