you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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