If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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