So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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