no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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