I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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