I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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