I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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