"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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