Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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