If that was your dad, he is hot
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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