drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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