if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Don't EVER smell your tampon
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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