belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
