I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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