just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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