if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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