So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm too high and old for this...
Couch. On fire.
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