Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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