So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you never un-have a 4some
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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