I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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