DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Randomize
