So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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