Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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