their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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