why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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